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LUYD IN THE PAST
LUYD vs. MENERGY
FRIDAY, 23rd April
The Flying Duck
142 Renfield Street
11pm - 3am
£4/£5
So those devilish gay boys from MENERGY have thrown down the gauntlet and challenged us to a DJing dance off duel
DJ SUEZZ and DJ KID ZIPPER go head to head while on the dance floor crank up the heat with your feet and help us put that age old rumor that lesbians can't dance to bed once and for all....
and our new back room:
STUDENTS FOR SCARVES AND CHARMS
COME ON MY DEARS!!!
LUYD MAGAZINE Issue #4 LAUNCH
The long awaited LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS MAGAZINE ISSUE #4 will be ready for your grubby wee mits at the launch event on March 19th.
LUYD MAGAZINE Issue #4 LAUNCH
FRIDAY, 19th MARCH
The Flying Duck
142 Renfield Street
11pm - 3am
£4/£5
To celebrate we have special guests, the awesome lesbian foursome
BURN THE BRA CREW
(ELECTRO/HOUSE GIRL ON GIRL DECK ACTION)
Disco Duo:
MONO TIT/UNI BOOB
(BOOTYLICIOUS BEATS)
and brand new back room opening welcoming:
STUDENTS FOR SCARVES AND CHARMS
FREE MAGAZINE WITH ENTRY PRICE!
COME ON MY HOTT LITTLE FIGS!!
Issue #4 IS A-COMING, LAUNCHING 19TH MARCH
Greetings dear queers. Hell to the yes! LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS issue #4 will be here for your fine ass selves at a fat old launch party
Next month is set to be a biggie and we thought it only fair that we warn you of the delights in store…
OMG, SEXY!!!
The magazine’s set to be a beautiful pick n mix of transatlantic joys including features on:
Musical lovely TENDER FOREVER
Trans boi performer Harvey Katz aka ATHENS BOYS CHOIR
The butch deliciousness that is political big shot RACHEL MADDOW
Snowboarding pro and all round winter goddess LAURIE CURRIER
Trans artist/activist AMOS MAC and a close up look at his ORIGINAL PLUMBING MAGAZINE
Plus the regular sweetness of bogus horoscopes, comics and a whole goodie bag of extra little nuggets for you to chomp your gay gnashers through
Free magazine with entry price there will also be a host of merry trinkets for you to peruse, perhaps even purchase, including t-shirts, badges and totes. Free badge to the first 50 folk down so don’t be tardy…
In terms of party action, your aural needs will be seen to by Brummie Collective:
BURN THE BRA CREW
all girl DJ’s coming all the way to Glasgow to spread the electro love guaranteed to be an awesome set
The club is now expanding into the backroom with the decks being permanently manned by LUYD residents:
STUDENTS FOR SCARVES AND CHARM
Providing a chilled out antidote to the electro mentalism, slope into the kitchen once you’ve pulled.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS home grown talent will be provided by the stepping out of:
MONO TIT/UNI BOOB
electotrash nonsense plus they promise to get their tits out provided no-one requests Katy Perry or Kesha, can’t frickin’ wait!
See you in March precious dykes and fairies (and friends thereof)
LUYD
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Lock Up Your Daughters is having another anti-valentines gay dance party my dears!
LUYD LOVE INN
FRIDAY, 19th FEBRUARY
The Flying Duck
142 Renfield Streett
11pm - 3am
£4/£5
With more electro than your shaking booty can handle!
LUYD resident:
DJ SUEZZ
(ITALO DISCO ELECTROCLASH)
and those f**cking gays
LOCK UP YOUR DJS
Come down my queers! I promise to have magazine #4 for your gay little mitts at the issue #4 launch night: 19th March, remember the mag's free at launch night!!!
love your face
Come dance your fine little asses off at the first LUYD of 2010. COME YOU HOTT BITCHES!
LUYD GAY DANCE PARTY
FRIDAY, 22nd JANUARY
The Flying Duck
142 Renfield Streett
11pm - 3am
£4/£5
With crotch grabbing music from:
LUYD resident:
DJ SUEZZ
(ITALO DISCO ELECTROCLASH)
and LOCK UP YOUR DJS
(bumming music)
get on down all you hott hos and bros!
Happy Christmas little figgy puddings! Back for one last pump ass party before you all p*ss off home, LUYD's Merry Gay Christmas dance party my dears!
LUYD GAY DANCE PARTY
FRIDAY, 18th DECEMBER
The Flying Duck
142 Renfield Streett
11pm - 3am
£4/£5
With crotch grabbing music from:
Resident DJ of the awesomeness that is R-P-Z
!!!!!!!!!!HUSHPUPPY!!!!!!!!
SIMONOTRON - CLUB FOR HEROES
(DISCO SANS FRONTIERES)
And LUYD resident:
DJ SUEZZ
(ITALO DISCO ELECTROCLASH)
get on down all you hott hos and bros!
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS are back from the states and are celebrating with a big old queerbash for the people in Glasgow
HELLA GAY DANCE PARTY!
FRIDAY, 16th OCTOBER
The Flying Duck
142 Renfield Streett
10pm - 3am
£4/£5
QUEERCORE AND SO MUCH MORE COURTESY OF:
DJ SUEZZ
ital disco electroclash
LOCK UP YOUR DJs
fag and lesbag electro
come on down or piss off!
The long awaited ISSUE #3 of the queerbash bumming LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS MAGAZINE is ready to launch for your fine bitch asses at a big old queercore electro party with our super DJs & dons yo!
LUYD ISSUE #3 LAUNCH PARTY
FRIDAY, 16th OCTOBER
The Flying Duck
142 Renfield Streett
10pm - 3am
£4/£5
FISTS UP FOR:
DJ SUEZZ
lesbag licking electro
SUCK MY LEFT ONE RADIO SHOW
grrlie disco beats
BANG! BANG!
eat your fayce music
and a fistful of THROBBING QUEERCORE electro disco
BE THERE OR I'LL STEAL YOUR DILDO, THEN WHERE WILL YOU BE!
ISSUE #3 HAS ARRIVED
LUYD ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY
FRIDAY 13TH FEB @ THE FLYING DUCK
It ruled, Lucy did not
The LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS pilot issue has been and gone and it is time to embark on the journey that is issue #1
Ready to launch for your fine asses on the 22ND AUGUST
And once again we will be having a big old blazing party to mark the event which you should come to or you suck
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS has collaborated with the all wikkid BANG! BANG! crowd for your pleasure to bring you our new night
BENT OUT OF SHAPE
SUN, 19th OCTOBER
Downstairs at the Admiral
72a Waterloo Street
9 - 2am
with live performances from:
FANGS
horror rock elctro pop
THE GUSSETS
dirty helter skelter punk
and a fistful of THROBBING QUEERCORE electro disco
GET YOUR HOT BITCH ASSES DOWN THERE!
Once again at the Flying Duck we have an ass spanking new launch party to mark the release of LUYD ISSUE 1, bigger, better and sexier than the gay pilot issue which was puny compared to the shit hotness of what is to come my friends (or fiends if you’re dyslexic….which is cooler)
Beating you over the side of the head with a mash up of DJ sets, live performances and burlesque ladies for your pants
Live Performance from:
MISS THE OCCUPIER
Glasgow’s finest glam punk trio….yo
DJ sets from:
DR LOVE (club for heroes)
Electro loveliness for ass grabbing action on the disco dance floor
SUCK MY LEFT ONE RADIO SHOW
to quench your thirst for grrrlie disco beats
ANNIE BANG! BANG!
spinning beats and musical treats for a ton of drunk lesbags
So come on down and drink it in blaze!
CHEERS MY DEARS!
So the launch of the pilot issue of LUYD has been and gone. Boo hoo. A big thank you to all who came along, so many gays in one place it was great. There has been an overwhelming amount of support which has been so encouraging to the new project
There were no bitch fights – this is good but boring
Issue no.1 will be twice the size of its teaser baby sistah and there will be lots of treats for you to feast your little peepers on. Barry Stilton is back, our regular centre fold showcase, more incoherent comics and lots of new goodies for you…and the possibility of an organised event of a mob chasing a shane lookalike through the streets of Glasgow. Hot.
If LUYD turns you on, share your inspirations/contributions with us at:
smackmyrumpandcallmenigella@lockupyourdaughtersmagazine.co.uk
Thanks Queers!
© LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS MAGAZINE 2008