Friday 18th May 2012.
I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
It was decreed that each year, the queer districts of Glasgow should offer up a tribute to be trained in the art of music and to be prepared to drink till they can no longer walk. The time has come for the showdown of the Flying Duck …queer districts, Team: BLITZ VS Team: LUYD, with Comrade Fraser Bone supporting the fight for Team: BLITZ.
Upon entering the arena each citizen must choose the district with which they want to honour. Only one can be the victor. Be prepared to dance and if you’re lucky, engage in sexual intercourse with a drunken stranger afterwards. No fucking in the arena.
The usual queer music will be played with triumphant glory to celebrate the commencement of the games.
May the odds be ever in your favour.